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Monday, May 09, 2005
OLD and SICK! Why me?
Well... Apparently after the quiz/test I took and posted early this morning I'm not 25 years old but I'm actually 45! Not only that but I feel like shit now that I have a cold coming on! I can hardly keep my eyes open and my nose feels like a waterfall! I guess that test is correct, I am too old for my age! Lets go through a list of why I'm old:

1) I drive a station wagon! Definitely O.L.D!

2) No stamina! Damn Asthma!

3) I still talk about the Khayzarana (thin bamboo tick usually used for walking but can be used to hit someone with) as if it was still in use! They should bring that back for sure!

4) When wearing a Dishdasha I prefer to listen to the old radio station (87.9 FM) that plays old Arabic music! Is that soo wrong? NO!

5) My normal attire I usually wear "classic" outfits. Hence, no torn jeans, not fluorescent colors and I LOVE LACOSTE! Kinda sucks that fools are beginning to wear Lacoste polo shirts again without any class, especially since they wear it with the collar popped up!

6) Apparently to some people at work, "B" I am old cause I wear my class ring all the time and cause I have a goatee!

7) Also according to "B" I am too organized to be considered young! Is organization a bad thing? Just cause I keep my desk clean and I look after my laptop I'm labeled old?


Someone save me!

Find the secret to youth! Give me the youth serum!
Posted by The Stallion @ 12:50 PM  
  • At May 15, 2005 11:01 PM, Blogger Salted-Caramel said…

    Lol. If it makes you feel any better, I don't think that list labels you as "old". I love my class ring. And I love being organized. If that classifies me as "old", than "old" I shall be! :P

  • At August 21, 2005 9:08 AM, Blogger Corazon Dividido said…

    I don't find you old, other words come to mind when I hear you describe yourself. More like: Gentleman,Refined,Classy,Dependableare just a few that come to mind. If more men would take a note from you, we would see less violence and abuse that the "typical" man shows. Your a breath of fresh air from the hairy backed apes who now walk up right but their manners and minds never caught up with their mobility. Stay a true gentleman, it will get you further in life than the norm.

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